Holy lack of updates, Batman!

Wow, and this was supposed to be a source of constant updates where our Facebook and MySpace pages couldn't be! In fact, the 3 of you who have been paying attention (including band members) have probably noticed that the EXACT OPPOSITE is true. Funny how life works, huh? One minute, you're in exotic Siam, watching gyrating hermaphrodites through an opium daze, and the next you're

So, now that we've actually accomplished things as far as recording our album goes, this seems a fair time to fill you, gentle reader, in. We've now recorded 8 songs, which is all of the "real" songs for the album. The rest is interludes, in the tradition of, say, "Feller filler" or "aimless dicking around". I, Archduke Lord Reverend Dr. President Bill Dodds, Esq., hope to include four of these interludes for a total of twelve tracks, but my plans may be foiled by the wily Andrew and the sexually ambiguous Cameron. One of these interludes will probably be the "phasing" bit alluded to in the last update, which has now been thoroughly decontextualized into just that part, because the song it was going to be a part of no longer exists, like the dodo bird, or Hinduism.

Wasn't this just a fantastically zany update, guys? Stay tuned for more of this "wacky" writing style, when I, upon encountering the near future, publish the first installment of "Bill's Thoroughly Hyperbolic Music Reviews", in which I share my thoughts with youse guys about both music dear to my heart, and music that causes a sharp pain to shoot through my scrotum. Stay tuned!